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Lancashire

County in the north west of england, including lancaster, blackpool, bolton, etc...

he lives in bolton, in lancashire

by 000 March 10, 2005

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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.

"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."

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Lancashire

winner of the war of the roses

lancashire beat yorkshire in the war of the roses

by southy November 20, 2003

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Lancashire

Lancashire is situated in the north-west of England. Its main places include Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley, Preston, and Lancaster.
Okay...so basically its a bit of a dump. The nicer places for example Whalley and Clitheroe had a luckier escape when chavs came around but unfortuatly the others didnt succeed. Lancashire people are considered thick as they have sluggish accents and sound as if they have mental problems (but we really dont =)
Lancashire aint the best place to live, but the northeners that live there couldnt be more proud. I live in Lancshire, and i wouldnt move for the world!

I bloomin' love Lancashire me
I were born here, I were raised here
And I thought I were gonna die here

That's until work come to me and said
We got a new plant down south
your gonna have to move down there for work
To Coventry! BOOOOOOOOOO!

Well I didn't know what to do for best
So I thought I'd have a bit of a stroll around
Get some memories
See if I can figure out what I'm going for dee.

I kissed my girl
By PC World
I dropped me crisps
Outside WH Smiths
They chopped down that tree
To build a KFC
Good!

In this Lancashire Town
This Lancashire Town
We both held hands
Outside Matalan's
I tucked in me vest
Outside the old Nat West

I dreamt of Gherkins
Outside Dorothy Perkins
In this Lancashire Town
My Lancashire Town

by Emhogsmyspace December 23, 2007

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Lancashire

Lancashire, La La La
Lancashire, La La La
Better than yorkshire!

Lancashire is better than you!

by Burnley Boy May 05, 2005

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lancashire

Best county ever. Better than Yorkshire and the whole South of England.

The rose always looked better in red.

by bebo March 20, 2005

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lancashire

The crappist, most unlikely of places to find a decent person.......who doesn't like sheep.

Yorkshire Man: Oh shit, sorry lamby, we're gonna have to put you down, that bastard is stuck in your arse again.

Voice from inside sheep: What do you expect? Im from lancashire.

by Jonny the great April 24, 2008

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