cheepi

Smooth operating man that gets all the ladies from pre-school to the elderly. Operator of mathematics and lubrication there is no way you can go wrong with Cheepi!

Damn you are one good looking Cheepi!

cheepi by father cockus malokus July 5, 2007

Cheerio Landmine 

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is a phrase used in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. It is used like A Multci-tool of words, Basically meaning that you have an advantage, it is also a reference to checkers and how you stack pieces to become a king, Also used as a compliment in some case, If used in the proper context, you will have a gopnik friend for life. Tell Babushka to make some buterbrod for your komrades at home, a hungry gopnik is a angry gopnik, a fed gopnik is a true komrade.

Russian 1 "Чики Брики Ив Дамке!"w
*Buys shots of vodka for Komrades*
Komrades "Теперь он не западный шпион! Он знает, как к нам относятся гопники Правильно! Опа!!"
Russian 2 "Я скажу Бабушке сделать немного бутерброда дома, пойдем, Комрадес!"
English Tourist " What Hell Does Cheeki Breeki iv Damke Even Mean!!!??"
Russian Translator " Ah You see Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is Russian saying meaning you have advantage, like compliment for slav."
Russian Translator " Так где же живет Бабушка? Я поеду на Ладе и выпью пару водок! Опа !!"
Komrades And Russian 2 "Опа !"

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke by Nick The Slav Gopnik December 5, 2019

cheerio dick 

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.

A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.

cheerio dick by jpg3 October 28, 2011

Cheefing

To repeatedly hit the blunt/joint in a short period of time.

Stoner #1: Bro I just cheefed on this blunt and now i’m high as fuck.

Stoner #2: That’s all the fucking weed left! Stop cheefing on it and let me hit it!

Cheefing by RickSanchez420 January 2, 2019

Cheerios Family

A family that is composed of interracial couples who are or likely to have children that share some physical features of each parent. It could be a mix of anything, African American and White, White and Asian, Middle Eastern and Indian, Indian and Asian, African American and Native, Indian and Latino, ...etc.

The term arose recently in the social media as used by Megan Hatcher-Mays in JEZEBEL in response to many retards who gone re-retarded after watching a Cheerios advertisement that showed an interracial family (Caucasian mother and African American father) and their multiracial/Biracial looking daughter. Some disgusting people on Youtube reacted repulsively against the Interracial and Biracial cutlure; as a result Cheerios had to delete and disable comments on YouTube where the video was posted.

- Walmart customer: Hey Kevin, call the security quick, looks like that Black nanny is kidnapping that kinda dark skin Asian kid.
- Friend of Walmart customer: No you stupid Dumbass retard, they could be just a Cheerios Family! Didn't you see that Cheerios Ad on T.V. to know that interracial couples exist!
- Walmart Customer: WTF is Cheerios Family?
- Friend of Walmart customer: Dude, calm down, when you go home, open your computer and search Cheerios Family on Urban Dictionary.

Cheerios Family by Allawee June 1, 2013

cheesify 

To make something "cheesy."

Some things are perfect just the way they are - Sunsets, for instance. But as soon as some Instagram queen does the duckface-heart-hands pose, the beautiful sunset is now "cheesified," and the experience is ruined.

This also occurs when some Marketer has a brilliant "way to do it better." (When it was fine the way it was!)

Dude watching T.V.: "I like Flo from the insurance commercials. How could they Cheesify it with the ice dancing?"

cheesify by TheFlashSimiValley February 14, 2020