cheenis

Bulbous male genitalia that is just as wide as it is long. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

Some scholars mistakenly state that the cheenis is a square. Putting aside the fact that the cheenis is not two-dimensional, prominent cheenis experts have repeatedly confirmed the rounded shape of the cheenis (see, e.g., Wigglescheen, et al.; Bernhardscheen, et al.).

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

by chodelord69 September 24, 2021

cheenis

A perfectly square penis. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

by threesixJim July 24, 2011

cheenis

The place between your butt chin, aka your chin butt crack

Guy 1: Whoa, did you see that? Demi Lovato has a piece of spinach in her cheenis!

Guy 2: Ew, gross! Why did she have surgery to get a cheenis, any way? thats so disgusting!

by Kimisie Lovesya January 17, 2011

cheenis

a word that is too cool to have a meaning

suck my cheenis. (it doesn't mean anything, so it isn't an insult, but it sounds cool)

by the urban turban February 22, 2009

cheenis

when a fat person weres there pants up to high and they have a cunt bumper.

cunt bumper

by dirk magurgen April 29, 2003

cheenis

a penis with a cheese shaft

I prefer the swiss cheenis over the provalone.

by David Daise April 6, 2007

cheenis

the chapped part of a weenis (elbow)

The man refused to moisturize his weenis, so it became a cheenis.

by ssssdsssds May 20, 2009