TheFlashSimiValley's definitions
Definition 1) A poop.
Definition 2) A penis.
Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.
Definition 2) A penis.
Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.
Josh: "Someone left a huge turd in the office mens room."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."
by TheFlashSimiValley May 26, 2021
Get the Analogmug. To make something "cheesy."
Some things are perfect just the way they are - Sunsets, for instance. But as soon as some Instagram queen does the duckface-heart-hands pose, the beautiful sunset is now "cheesified," and the experience is ruined.
This also occurs when some Marketer has a brilliant "way to do it better." (When it was fine the way it was!)
Some things are perfect just the way they are - Sunsets, for instance. But as soon as some Instagram queen does the duckface-heart-hands pose, the beautiful sunset is now "cheesified," and the experience is ruined.
This also occurs when some Marketer has a brilliant "way to do it better." (When it was fine the way it was!)
Dude watching T.V.: "I like Flo from the insurance commercials. How could they Cheesify it with the ice dancing?"
by TheFlashSimiValley February 14, 2020
Get the cheesifymug. The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.
This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.
Whoever it was, you should thank them.
This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.
Whoever it was, you should thank them.
by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024
Get the Head Coachmug. A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.
But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.
But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
(**Shaking Hands)
Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.
(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.
(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
by TheFlashSimiValley May 13, 2021
Get the Spankeemug. The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016
Get the Go Cavemanmug. by TheFlashSimiValley March 3, 2024
Get the Loading the Dishwashermug. Sarah: Are you leaving with that guy?
Amy: Yeah, I just met him.
Sarah: You know he doesn’t have a job, right?
Amy: Yup. But, I need to get laid. This is just a Ho And Go
Amy: Yeah, I just met him.
Sarah: You know he doesn’t have a job, right?
Amy: Yup. But, I need to get laid. This is just a Ho And Go
by TheFlashSimiValley June 2, 2018
Get the Ho and gomug.