TrumpCare

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.
ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.
by TheFlashSimiValley May 06, 2017
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Analog

Definition 1) A poop.
Definition 2) A penis.

Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.
Josh: "Someone left a huge turd in the office mens room."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."
by TheFlashSimiValley May 26, 2021
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Superspreader

A gymnastic girlfriend.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Steve? He dating that gymnast from UCLA.
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
by TheFlashSimiValley November 25, 2020
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Loading the Dishwasher

When you cum inside of a woman and get her pregnant.
I was Loading the Dishwasher about 8 months ago, and now she is a huge, hormonal pregger bitch.
by TheFlashSimiValley March 04, 2024
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Spankee

A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.

But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
(**Shaking Hands)

Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.

(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
by TheFlashSimiValley May 13, 2021
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Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.

This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.

Whoever it was, you should thank them.
My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!
by TheFlashSimiValley November 03, 2024
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Ho and go

The modern version of a one night stand. NSA fun, with a naughty ending.
Sarah: Are you leaving with that guy?
Amy: Yeah, I just met him.
Sarah: You know he doesn’t have a job, right?
Amy: Yup. But, I need to get laid. This is just a Ho And Go
by TheFlashSimiValley May 06, 2018
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