7 definitions by TheFlashSimiValley
ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.
by TheFlashSimiValley May 6, 2017
Definition 1) A poop.
Definition 2) A penis.
Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.
Definition 2) A penis.
Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.
Josh: "Someone left a huge turd in the office mens room."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."
by TheFlashSimiValley May 26, 2021
To make something "cheesy."
Some things are perfect just the way they are - Sunsets, for instance. But as soon as some Instagram queen does the duckface-heart-hands pose, the beautiful sunset is now "cheesified," and the experience is ruined.
This also occurs when some Marketer has a brilliant "way to do it better." (When it was fine the way it was!)
Some things are perfect just the way they are - Sunsets, for instance. But as soon as some Instagram queen does the duckface-heart-hands pose, the beautiful sunset is now "cheesified," and the experience is ruined.
This also occurs when some Marketer has a brilliant "way to do it better." (When it was fine the way it was!)
Dude watching T.V.: "I like Flo from the insurance commercials. How could they Cheesify it with the ice dancing?"
by TheFlashSimiValley February 14, 2020
A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.
But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.
But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
(**Shaking Hands)
Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.
(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.
(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
by TheFlashSimiValley May 13, 2021
Sarah: Are you leaving with that guy?
Amy: Yeah, I just met him.
Sarah: You know he doesn’t have a job, right?
Amy: Yup. But, I need to get laid. This is just a Ho And Go
Amy: Yeah, I just met him.
Sarah: You know he doesn’t have a job, right?
Amy: Yup. But, I need to get laid. This is just a Ho And Go
by TheFlashSimiValley May 6, 2018
A gymnastic girlfriend.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Steve? He dating that gymnast from UCLA.
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
by TheFlashSimiValley November 25, 2020
The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
by TheFlashSimiValley December 28, 2016