chavv 

someone who is preppy,well groomed, clean

1)your a chavv
2) chavvs are kewl

chavv by Jesika_noelle October 27, 2007

Chauvinism 

Committing murder in broad daylight.

Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.

Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.

Chauvinism by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021

Chav Justice Warrior 

Fools from the UK whose entire self-worth is derived from their favourite football team. They barely care about their own children half the time, if at all, but will become enraged at the idea of a European Super League. A barely legible regional accent, a football scarf, and the latest £150 Nike Air Max bubble trainers that don't last ten minutes is compulsory. Often seen in the safety of herds of its own species shouting Fuck Off You're Going Down at the opposing team, its fans, old ladies in Lidl car parks, or whoever else walks by them in Butlins/Pontins/Benidorm. Pay attention and you'll see the older fatter ones who are too unfit to cause much trouble egging on the younger more impressionable ones to cause it for them by proxy. If they have a garden garden it is likely covered in rubbish and shredded plastic toys that were chewed to bits by pitbulls. They think the 5G phone network is a government psyop and that university is a myth. More recently they have been spotted standing around outside football stadiums looking upset, holding hand-written signs saying things like, 'i luvs me futball i do', 'i luv futty more than me own kids innit', '5G made me do it', 'im a gud dad me like', 'i wont pay child support but i will pay 700 quid for a limited edition pair of trainers', 'me pitbull george best ate 5 of are kids but as long as man u is still in the premiership im appy like', etc etc.

Chav Justice Warriors often vote torie because they don't like immigrants or foreigners, despite the fact at least half of their favourite football team is non-white.

Chav Justice Warrior by AliceInUtero May 2, 2021

chav 

a british stereotype.
male chavs wear fake burberry (bought from sketchy market stalls), trainers, fake gold jewellry, and anything they can get from the sports soccer sale. they are seen with cigarettes, drugs and cheap alcohol(eg strongbow or tesco value lager). they also wear a massive tacky fake diamond in their ear.
chavettes wear massive hoop earrings, shitloads of foundation (the oranger the better), fake designer brands , fake uggs, fake tan, fake anything.
chavs live in council houses and will steal your bike.
make sure you don't make eye contact or they'll yell at you in your face, you wont understand what their saying though.

What do you call a chavette with two brain cells?
Pregnant

Chav a and chav b race off a cliff. Who wins?
Society

what should you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse to make sure

Why shouldn't you run over a chav on a bike?
it might be your bike

brrrrrrap braaaaap dat iz bare sik mannn ennit dooooo

chav by blahwhat January 31, 2010

chav-alanche 

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!

'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'

chav-alanche by **fairy** July 16, 2008

chav 

Stupid annoying arses, need to get a life, think they're superior to the human race, (female and male chavs) shag everything that moves, (male chav) hand always in their pants, (female chav) MUST get pregnant as soon as period starts, regardless of age,
walk with shoulders swinging, obssessed with brand names, play shitty whiny music very piss takingly loudly on buses, hang around Mcdonalds for a meal, talk like twats, look like twats, use cheap deodrant and tell mates "its prada i swear, blud!"

Fuck you, chavs, you killed Britain

chav by sanadeep August 16, 2007

Chav Hunting 

The name of a sport/method of pest control which has not become legal due to "human right" howevcer we must ask ourselves if this affliction of normal society is actually human and not some kind of plague, or the damned returning from the pits of hell. The game entails the extermination of as many chavs as possible within one's lifetime. Any method of elimination is allowed within the confines of the game ranging from tactical nuclear strikes and shot gun kills at close range to bludgeoning to death with another chav.
Start a petition now with your local council, 'legalise chav hunting' push the point that they could be used to test new military weapons on and to replace animals in animal testing labs, they could even be burned as an alternative fuel source.

'wooooooo chav hunting'
'let the chav hunt begin'
'I, the prime minster of great britain, proclaim chav hunting legal'
'chav hunting, the new olympic sport'

Chav Hunting by PopeG Vth November 18, 2004