chavvabe

Any person who, seeing a chav (usu. on the Internets), thinks it's the trendiest thing ever and wants to be just like that. Literally, a portmanteau of "chav" and "wannabe". Most common in areas outside UK, and in people with quite a bit of money. Most easily identified by inappropriate dress (esp. wearing *actual* Burberry), foreign accents (also fake British accents), and/or worldwide notoriety.

Note: can also apply to such things as dogs, children, video game characters, and rocks.

"Oi, you sass that chavvabe David Beckham?"
"Dude, you're not British."

"Mom, look at this chavvabe. What a douchebag!"

"I saw your sis snogging that chav Brett."
"Yeah, she's such a chavvabe."

"Why would you dress your dog in Burberry?"
"Oh, it's to keep him warm. It's just so chilly-willy!"
"You know your dog's a chavvabe..."

chavvabe by tim-D-cat January 15, 2007

Chavvage 

A chavvage is the vagage of a chav.

That infant was expelled from it's mother's chavvage near the Seven Eleven last Thursday.

Chavvage by Brandi April 6, 2005

chavabe 

Someone who wants to be and acts/dresses like a chav but they aren't. Often swears a lot.
Comes from chav and wannabe.

Person 1: Ya fuckin' what?
Person 2: Quit being such a chavabe

chavabe by emmy141 February 16, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016