chavvabe

Any person who, seeing a chav (usu. on the Internets), thinks it's the trendiest thing ever and wants to be just like that. Literally, a portmanteau of "chav" and "wannabe". Most common in areas outside UK, and in people with quite a bit of money. Most easily identified by inappropriate dress (esp. wearing *actual* Burberry), foreign accents (also fake British accents), and/or worldwide notoriety.

Note: can also apply to such things as dogs, children, video game characters, and rocks.

"Oi, you sass that chavvabe David Beckham?"
"Dude, you're not British."

"Mom, look at this chavvabe. What a douchebag!"

"I saw your sis snogging that chav Brett."
"Yeah, she's such a chavvabe."

"Why would you dress your dog in Burberry?"
"Oh, it's to keep him warm. It's just so chilly-willy!"
"You know your dog's a chavvabe..."

by tim-D-cat January 15, 2007

Chavvage

A chavvage is the vagage of a chav.

That infant was expelled from it's mother's chavvage near the Seven Eleven last Thursday.

by Brandi April 6, 2005

chavabe

Someone who wants to be and acts/dresses like a chav but they aren't. Often swears a lot.
Comes from chav and wannabe.

Person 1: Ya fuckin' what?
Person 2: Quit being such a chavabe

by emmy141 February 16, 2008