a person (usually of pikey/chavish descent, or other sub-human piece of shit) highly skilled in the art of cleansing the rectal cavities of passing strangers. wears 'bling bling' and drives a shagged out 'rood boi' nova or similar cheap/easy to steal car.
You god-damn chavver rude boi!
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 10, 2005
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Kappa-wearing good for nothing (Cheltenham)
by Matt September 28, 2003
Get the chavver mug.It's a name resulting from a rare mixture of Javier and Xavier. So far, Chavier's tend to be Cuban, extremely energetic and passionate about their likes. Not the nerd type, however a Chavier is really smart and responsible. Hard worker, perfect boyfriend. Kind of shy when it comes to flirt with smart girls, but considers intelligence to be a crucial quality in a woman. They also tend to be Sagittarius and are surprisingly compatible with libra's. Described in one word: adventurous.
I really admire Chavier: he's not only extremely smart and funny; but the way he seems to have everything figured out makes me feel safe.
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This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense. The common charver hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette smoke.
The charver reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver will have many mates during it's lifetime.
Charver pastimes include smoking, scaring old people, and bullying young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver will turn on it's own kind.
This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense. The common charver hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette smoke.
The charver reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver will have many mates during it's lifetime.
Charver pastimes include smoking, scaring old people, and bullying young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver will turn on it's own kind.
by Katie December 3, 2003
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by TittyTiddler July 25, 2022
Get the Chavieras mug.chaverler; adjective describing a chav on holiday. Usual destination will be compact holiday resort where he or she will gather to meet fellow chaverlers to exercise and compete in an array of social ineptitude’s.
Though crippled under the weight of The 7 of the chaverlers, the Vauxhall Astra revved spluttered and honked leaving the estate for a weeks holiday in brean on sands.
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