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a british stereotype.
male chavs wear fake burberry (bought from sketchy market stalls), trainers, fake gold jewellry, and anything they can get from the sports soccer sale. they are seen with cigarettes, drugs and cheap alcohol(eg strongbow or tesco value lager). they also wear a massive tacky fake diamond in their ear.
chavettes wear massive hoop earrings, shitloads of foundation (the oranger the better), fake designer brands , fake uggs, fake tan, fake anything.
chavs live in council houses and will steal your bike.
make sure you don't make eye contact or they'll yell at you in your face, you wont understand what their saying though.
What do you call a chavette with two brain cells?
Pregnant

Chav a and chav b race off a cliff. Who wins?
Society

what should you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse to make sure

Why shouldn't you run over a chav on a bike?
it might be your bike

brrrrrrap braaaaap dat iz bare sik mannn ennit dooooo
by blahwhat January 31, 2010

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