cantail 

Take two swigs off a non-alcoholic beverage can of your choice.

Top off with an alcoholic beverage that pairs well.

Cantail is like a cocktail but drank from the can of mixer.

We poured a couple cantails and walked around the city. No one knew we were gettin after it!

cantail by Blandish October 4, 2022

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cantillionaire 

A rich person whose wealth came from the built-in unfairness of the fiat monetary system. See: Cantillon Effect

Man, check out these fat-cat banksters with their big-ticket wheels... They must be Cantillionaires!

cantillionaire by oregonborne August 14, 2020

Cattail 

A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.

My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog

Cattail by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018

Cattail Fluff 

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.

Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.

Cattail Fluff by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Cantaloupic 

The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!

My friend Joanna is a real cantaloupic!

Cantaloupic by Cantaloupes4Ever June 15, 2017

Cantilever 

Grand Design's, Kevin McCloud's, favorite word describing an architectural object only supported on one end.

My dick cantilevered towards her pussy.

Cantilever by kev-in.bants October 13, 2019