Cantainer

Container that is neither a bottle or a can but is made of plastic with an aluminum can top.

Monster Energy's new Hydro drink comes in a cantainer.

by Seven_Gram_Snyder November 13, 2017

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

Cuntainer

Female Genitalia.

Kevin wanted to put his lunch into someone's cuntainer.

by mzpinklabel May 2, 2009

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour

"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004

Castagneri

A last name meaning "chestnut seller" in Italian. only the most strange yet badass group of people have the honor of sharing this beautiful name.

Wow, Nicole Castagneri is so strange.

Yeah but she's such a badass. I wish I was more like her.

by arnulfogonzales August 24, 2011

container ass

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.

Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007