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n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection
Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!
by Ajones April 17, 2003
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Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
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noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt
Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass
by Dreesey January 14, 2007
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A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.
James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
by Jbraat November 03, 2011
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