n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection
Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!
by Ajones April 17, 2003
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1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man
Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.
by Light Joker May 20, 2006
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1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew
andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola
by smyles January 28, 2008
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Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
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husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife
1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!

2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.
by limpdickwife May 15, 2009
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Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed
So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?
by Hizzle November 15, 2004
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Someone who cannot achieve an erection. A person who may not be able to perform sexually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.
I felt ashamed of my limp dick. Maybe i should get a sex change already.
by sonni vitale...... April 21, 2008
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