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Cattail
A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.
Cattail by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018
Cattail Fluff
When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
Cattail Fluff by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Jizzterine Coctail
The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.
Jizzterine Coctail by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010
coctail weiner
1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER
2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!
2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!
coctail weiner by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007
UK captail
A penis, dick, cock..Whichever.
Origins:
Created by AdamTheAlien on a live (and drunken) BlogTV podcast by Tom Milsom aka Hexachordal and Declan Proud aka Moohalaa.
One of the people chatting said he had a 9 inch dick and lived in the "UK captail". AdamTheAlien said that it officially now meant a COCK.
Aeternus_Norem was there to witness that moment.
Origins:
Created by AdamTheAlien on a live (and drunken) BlogTV podcast by Tom Milsom aka Hexachordal and Declan Proud aka Moohalaa.
One of the people chatting said he had a 9 inch dick and lived in the "UK captail". AdamTheAlien said that it officially now meant a COCK.
Aeternus_Norem was there to witness that moment.
UK captail by Norem January 3, 2010
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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