by Kaity N July 04, 2005
"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."
by joshua estell August 04, 2006
A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.
by Tybalt D August 25, 2008
when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.
(cant-elope)
Ha Ha Ha
(cant-elope)
Ha Ha Ha
my friends parents cantaloupe.
by guitar tab April 14, 2011
by Meimay February 22, 2008
Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.
Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.
Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!
Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!
by ChrisSee August 24, 2008
(noun) something that causes a flashback so strong, it will bring you back to the time and place where the memory occured, otherwise known as a cantaloupation.
Man oh man, last week when I heard that gino beat it was like the ultimate cantaloupe. I remember the first time I heard that track when I was sitting on a beach in florida, eating cantaloupe.
by GTI_Guy September 15, 2006