Club's definitions
Brian said he can't even sit in the same meeting with Jennifer without getting a Raultnee and blowing a load in his pants. She's so hot he just can't handle it.
by Club April 13, 2015

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie
John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips
by Club April 10, 2015

To eat ass in the hell- is to rot in hell, for a short time, to have a terrible feeling of anxiety and hopelessness in that moment. To acknowledge you scream out "I eat ass in hell"
1) David ran to his car during the thunderstorm. He got completely soaking wet and fell into a muddy puddle. He screamed " I eat ass in hell"
2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now
2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now
by Club April 15, 2015

by Club May 20, 2016

When a dude lifts the legs of another dude whose laying on his back, bending his ass straight up. He holds the dudes legs while fucking him in the ass. Thus producing a "pogo- jackhammer" effect.
Willie was passed out on the bed. When Jason noticed that Willie was naked and laying on his back in a prone position he immediately scrabbled on to the bed, lifted Willie' s legs and Pogo-Jackhammered him like a construction worker at a job site. Shit was gushing out all over the room as if he just struck oil.
by Club September 13, 2016

Man I'm going to Japan for business next month. I hope I can get me some hot Japussy when I'm there...they love American Caack...
by Club November 16, 2015

After taking a huge shit yesterday i have a few Shragnoids in my ass hairs that i can't pick out with my fingers. Can I use your shower dude ?
by Club April 14, 2015
