bumrumbler

A man with a predeliction for giving penetrative anal sex. Used more commonly in reference to homosexual tops.

Watch out for that bloke, unless you want your kidneys lifted - he's a bumrumbler!

by indefensible January 18, 2005

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bumfumbler

1. A person who enjoys fumbling the buttocks of a member of the same or opposite sex.

2. A joke used to confuse friends.

"Dude you're such a bumfumbler."
"Not uh."

by t3hm4n April 20, 2006

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bumcrumble

like bumcheese but a few days older

Mum picked up John's pants from his bedroom floor and shook them free of BumCrumble

by Mark November 10, 2003

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Bumcumber

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

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Bumfumbles

The word can either be used as an expletive "Oh, bumfumbles!" or it can be turned into a verb: "They were bumfumbling in the back of the garden" In past tense: "He's been bumfumbled!" etc. "Shall we go for a bumfumble in the shed?"

"I've been bumfumbled"
"Care for some bumfumble"
"I bumfumbled this assignment in 24 hours"
"Oh bumfumbles, I dropped my ice cream"

by FumblingBum March 14, 2010

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