Bumcumber 

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

Bescumber 

Definition: To spray with poo.

I will bescumber the toilet seat

Bescumber by MANUS465 May 21, 2009

cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

BESCUMBER 

Can you imagine what Bescumber means? I tried really hard but, couldn't.

It means in its exact definition (I take no credit for it): bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung), and FIMICOLOUS (living and growing on crap)

WTF that dude just bescumbered you!

BESCUMBER by Valher November 3, 2009

bumcombe 

Bumcombe is a huge lana del rey fan, someone who devoted their life to it.

omg, you're such a bumcombe, you call yourself mollydelrey

bumcombe by josefbowkett December 22, 2012

bruhcumber

Bruh mixed with cucumber to create quite a silly word

Johnny Puked in the hallway, OH BRUHCUMBER

bruhcumber by C-Cock September 25, 2021

bumcummer 

1. One who enjoys cumming in bums, either male or female

2. A cool yet douchebaggy person at times

"Tyler is such a bumcummer, him and his girlfriend do anal all the time"

bumcummer by Lil' Jizzer June 6, 2014