bumcheese

i.
The curdled poo that coagulates within ones'
bumcrack after not washing for several weeks.

ii.
A term of endearment for a loved one.

i.
Ew, you have bumcheese in your crack!

ii.
I love you, little bumcheese boy.

by Brandy Vallet May 9, 2006

bumcheese

Is produced within ones brown button,the process take weeks,once the cheese is ready for harvest,the recipient munches a ladys lettice..then swiftly deposting the grand mound of dairy goodness on a posh chez long or brass buffet.

Matron,the chesse is ready for sampling,crack open the ritz bikkies!

by anton von ton June 7, 2004

bumcheese

Bumcheese there's poop on ure house

Bumcheese there's poop on ure house.

by bumcheese there's poop on ure house May 13, 2004

Bumcheese

The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.

Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.

Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)

by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009

Bumcheese

Cheese like substance built up around the anus/bum.
Similar to cockcheese but on the bum.

Hey lads,,would ye eat her bumcheese for a tenner?

by PervyP May 21, 2008

Bumcheese

Cheese from the moon.

Let's go to the moon and get some bumcheese for Sarah.

by Ronnehuk October 19, 2005

Bumcheese

cheese that comes out of your crack

James P. has bumcheese in his pants

by niehfui November 7, 2003