older

Like younga. Same ting. Sum 1 hu you u r safe wid and care about, dat is older den u. 2 show dem sum resept u call dem older.
Also a sibling dat is older dan u.

nara" dat boi iz jokes"
kay" init, he's safe he my older"

older by Nasa February 21, 2005

Older Sibling 

An ancient being known long before the Younger Sibling came to be. This being is often blamed for the younger's misdoings despite not being in the area of the incident or at the area near the time of the event. They are often either antisocial or very mischievous to either the humans or Younger Sibling but are also the protectors of theYounger Sibling despite the annoyance they receive.

Don't blame the Older Sibling for the younger's misdoings or you will get pee in your shoes.

Older Sibling by BlainaCipher May 2, 2019

older guy syndrome 

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.

girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

older guy syndrome by jerkinabox March 18, 2013

Older Brother 

a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.

"My older brother is a total prick."

"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."

"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"

Older Brother by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010

older than God 

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

older than God by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

Older than yo momma 

An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*

Older than yo momma by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018

older sister 

A job that requires you to mess with all younger siblings and that includes punching, laughing at, tricking...etc.

"I'm your older sister it's my job to punch you!"

older sister by Writer39 July 20, 2017