9 definitions by Mr B Poet
Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach
by Mr B Poet May 16, 2017
When a Venn Diagram uses 2 or 3 circles - the overlapping area forms a vaginal shape known as the Venngina. The Venngina represents the common factors of the the 2 or 3 circles and this Vennginal area assists in clearly defining logical choices, probabilities and statistical outcomes.
I was trying to choose who to take on a boys weekend. The three criteria were 1. Ability to drink beer 2. Wilingness to gamble & 3. Ability to keep one's mouth shut. Of my friends, those that fell within the Vennginal zone would receive an invitation.
by Mr B Poet September 8, 2016
When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.
it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
by Mr B Poet December 1, 2016
Jim was struggling with his workload and as opposed to coming up with a plan or working through the challenges, he just gave up and left … he was chuckin'amorrissey
by Mr B Poet September 8, 2022
I am sick of John coming to work and talking about his runny bum one day and piles the next, he is such a Bumgrumbler !
by Mr B Poet August 12, 2016
by Mr B Poet March 28, 2016
got home from work and cracked three stubbies in a row....nothing could get me off the lounge as i was experiencing an awesome beerhum
by Mr B Poet October 16, 2016