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the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.
I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus
by mark March 29, 2004

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a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse
by Mark March 31, 2005

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The ignorant way of saying ignorant
"Your ignant"
"You're uneducated."
by Mark October 21, 2004

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Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.
Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.
by Mark July 06, 2004

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A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)
Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.
by Mark December 29, 2003

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Swaping spit with another person and having each others tongues moving all over the place in each other's mouth and carassing each other.
I was making out with my girlfriend last night and she loved it....oooohhh ya.
by Mark March 21, 2005

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a name of a girl with usually a middle eastern descent.
it means a gift from god.
girls with this name have the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour. their ideas can be very original and inventive. they enjoy being with people in a social environment. to them their personal appearance is important, and also the desire to make a good impression on others. their pleasant manner attracts people to them with their problems and those girls are capable of offering practical advice. these girls, however, are somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.
hiba is a nice girl.
by mark March 01, 2005

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