Mark's definitions

JEDI

Someone with high skills to do almost anything when comes between a battle, With a kick ass lightsaber color :D.

Mark will become a known jedi for centuries

by Mark December 1, 2003

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 1, 2005

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

stingl

To rip someone a new one from your holier-than-thou throne of judgement while thinking you are helping them.

Nice work Dave, you totally stingled her ass last night at Tim Horton's.

by Mark March 31, 2005

Roark

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

by Mark January 24, 2005

fjork

to violently stab someone with the male reproductive organ. this makes your feel like a king.

bah, it was the best fjork ever

by mark November 24, 2003

flobby

Abi Bygrave

Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?

by mark October 1, 2003