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dutch rudder

When a man get a hand shandy from a lady but he controls the pace at which her hand moves by holding her hand. Or it could be the other way around.

She totally gave me a Dutch Rudder. Or did I give it to myself? Either way, it was great!

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A man with a predeliction for giving penetrative anal sex. Used more commonly in reference to homosexual tops.

Watch out for that bloke, unless you want your kidneys lifted - he's a bumrumbler!

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