bullcheese

A non-vulgar term for bullshit. Used in the presence of parents or people who vehemently oppose swearing of any kind.

Hayley is the first person to ever say "bullcheese".

by P_ranztheGodfather June 12, 2006

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

buttcheese

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.

The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.

by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

bellcheese

The build up of a yellow fungus around the head of a todger. It is secreted by glands beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

My Bellcheese is like rubber

by El Thommo August 2, 2003

bumcheese

i.
The curdled poo that coagulates within ones'
bumcrack after not washing for several weeks.

ii.
A term of endearment for a loved one.

i.
Ew, you have bumcheese in your crack!

ii.
I love you, little bumcheese boy.

by Brandy Vallet May 9, 2006

Bumcheese

The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.

Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.

Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)

by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009

Bumcheese

Cheese like substance built up around the anus/bum.
Similar to cockcheese but on the bum.

Hey lads,,would ye eat her bumcheese for a tenner?

by PervyP May 21, 2008