bellcheese

The build up of a yellow fungus around the head of a todger. It is secreted by glands beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

My Bellcheese is like rubber

by El Thommo August 2, 2003

bellcheese

A common insult for someone, implying the victim(s) have fungal irregularities on their nether regions.

Steely, you are a bellcheese!

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

Bellcheese

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

by John December 1, 2003

bellcheese

Alison Dyer.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

bell cheese

Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin

When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting

by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003

bellcreaser

Bellcreaser (noun): One who has creased their bell, or who has caused someone else's bell to crease (Brit slang). For full definition, see bellcrease.

"Argh, get off me you fucking bellcreaser!" exclaimed Nicholas.

by Corkin August 1, 2006