ballscheese

this is when you have cheese on your balls

bully: no way, this guy had ballscheese

crush: imagine having ballscheese

teacher: you cant enter my class having cheese on your balls!

by Sennelover February 21, 2023

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

bellcheese

The build up of a yellow fungus around the head of a todger. It is secreted by glands beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

My Bellcheese is like rubber

by El Thommo August 2, 2003

bullcheese

A non-vulgar term for bullshit. Used in the presence of parents or people who vehemently oppose swearing of any kind.

Hayley is the first person to ever say "bullcheese".

by P_ranztheGodfather June 12, 2006

bellcheese

A common insult for someone, implying the victim(s) have fungal irregularities on their nether regions.

Steely, you are a bellcheese!

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

Ballcheese

Ballcheese is a natural ingredient in the human sack of a man. It’s a very ripe and deadly smell. Depending on how bad you have it, it could wipe out a whole generation! You can not wash the stank away!

Damn! Mike’s got tons of mad ballcheese! I may just throw up if he doesn’t wash his balls!!!!

by kornfreak999 September 8, 2021

Bellcheese

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

by John December 1, 2003