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substance 

He's addicted to a substance, which explains his random acts of insanity.
substance by Anonymous July 14, 2003

substance 

An Album By New Order. A Band that spawned from Joy Division. which included songs that people know like blue monday and age of consent.
hey man have you ever listened to new order. yeah i listened to substance just last night after hearing age of consent from that one soffia coppola movie preview.
substance by Ranae December 12, 2007

substance 

Cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, weed, hash, opium, angel dust, ketamine, lsd, uppers, downers, and everything else you can ingest.
That guy's writing had substance, he didn't go 5 pages without mentioning snorting, shooting, smoking, drinking, dissolving or plugging rectally something that was he was going to get high off of. Is that the kind of writing anybody would really want to read over and over for more than a laugh though?
substance by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

Substance 

The guy's/girl's bullshit could have been about a sentence long, straight to the point, but instead he/she spent 5 pages of adding in substance to make it sound more interesting/exciting than it actually was.
Substance by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

Substance D 

1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".

2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."

This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
Substance D by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009

Substance Toddler 

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight
Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!
Substance Toddler by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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