Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.

Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.

Cockcheese by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009

cockcheese

Cheese found growing on between the foreskin and bellend. Also more generally used as an insult.

Yo momma is such a cockcheese.

cockcheese by Dz wanks goats July 5, 2003

cockcheese

a mouldy, funky cock teaser

Don't dip your cock in the cockcheese

cockcheese by Germ the Germy Germinator November 4, 2003

cockcheese toastie 

Forget Tuna and cheese toastie...cockcheese toastie speaks for itself although couldn't find it via any established restaurant this recipes is home alone..

Wow gonna save that boyfriend for a Cockcheese toastie!

cockcheese toastie by Anniekiss July 15, 2021

Cockecheese 

1. adj. showing behavior seeming somewhat outstanding to the norm of a group or society, typically seeming to observe others; suspicious; sneaky.

2. interjection. a term used when a group of two or more are walking down the street, looking somewhat suspicious and beeing aware of that, or when they are looking good attracting others attention.

Finn: Look at that guy over there. What an outsider.

Jake: Yes, he is really cockecheese.

Cockecheese by Schlazzaam October 6, 2012

cock cheese 

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

cock cheese by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Cockheiser 

When a large male props one leg up on a chair or table and thrusts his crotch into a teenaged girls face. The man then thrusts in and out of the girls face, making odd clicking noises with his mouth. The noises increase in their volume and frequency. After climaxing, the clicking slowly stops, the man backs off, and then tries to smoke a piece of black board chalk. The whole ordeal takes place in a school, and all parties are fully clothed, just adding to the trauma of the recipient.

Example 1:
Person 1:"Oh my god! Is that a machine gun fire?! What's that clicking?"
Person 2:"No, someone's just getting the Cockheiser."

Example 2:
Person 1:"I feel so...violated. A large sweaty Jewish man just came up, and thrust his crotch into my face while clicking his tongue like a mad man!"
Person 2:"Bitch, you got COCKHEISERED!"

Cockheiser by Virgil Caine May 5, 2005