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A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
"Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma's panties!"
by Tizzle Foshizzle ©2002 February 25, 2004
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an elongated stain in the rear of one's underwear caused by one of the following: 1)rubbing of the underwear on an insufficiently wiped anus after excrementing 2)expelling juicy farts (butt cheese) into the underwear over an extended period.
"I think my underwear has a skid mark from farting all day"
by Uncle Stinky May 07, 2004
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TV ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.
TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
by Armand Dillo December 09, 2012
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Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
by JackMeough November 18, 2012
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1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out

2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!
by Mandingoh November 29, 2004
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(N.) 1. A thin smearing of shit in your underwear or the stain left from the thin smearing of shit in your underwear usually caused by excessive farting, an improperly wiped ass, or a wedgie in a dirty ass. 2. A term used to describe someone acting like an asshole.
1. Eddie Cruz has skidmarks in his chonies! (undies.) Gross!
2. Quit acting like a total skidmark, fag!
by Mony Love July 15, 2003
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