buttcheese 

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.

The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.

buttcheese by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

buttcheese 

The aromatic and tasty deposit left behind after a studly construction workern takes a shite. Best at the end of the day when it has had a chance to bake between his hot firm butt cheeks.

1). I bent him over and copped a load of his ripe butt cheese.
2) The muscley construction worker took off his overalls then bent over to take off his white cotton jocks, his arse cheeks spreading wide apart as he did, releasing the aromatic aroma of his manly butt cheese.

buttcheese by Amanda Rimminsnif October 25, 2003

buttcheese 

The 'left overs' that run down the crack of a woman's ass and are left there for a period of time.

I couldn't go down on her because the butt cheese made me hurl.

buttcheese by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003

Buttcheese 

Used as a verb, when someone buttcheeses you, they stick their particulary stinky anus in your face.

"Dude Will just Buttcheesed me!"
"Don't you know he's gay?!"

Buttcheese by bamsaw April 9, 2008

Buttcheese 

you know, that stuff, that you find at the back of your underpants, and it sort of looks like dust but you know it isn't, and you smell it, and it's kinda like cheese?

yeah, that's butt-cheese.

“Hey guys ! I just saw Andy pick his buttcheese and eat it .”

Buttcheese by Deontray Steffes January 23, 2020

Buttcheese 

When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.

“Andy just picked his buttcheese and ate it”

Buttcheese by Deontray Steffes January 23, 2020

Buttcheese Blewitt 

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.

"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."

Buttcheese Blewitt by El Mojo de la Tierra November 20, 2021