buttcheese

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.
The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.
by Bubbacheese November 03, 2005
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buttcheese

The aromatic and tasty deposit left behind after a studly construction workern takes a shite. Best at the end of the day when it has had a chance to bake between his hot firm butt cheeks.
1). I bent him over and copped a load of his ripe butt cheese.
2) The muscley construction worker took off his overalls then bent over to take off his white cotton jocks, his arse cheeks spreading wide apart as he did, releasing the aromatic aroma of his manly butt cheese.
by Amanda Rimminsnif October 25, 2003
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buttcheese

The 'left overs' that run down the crack of a woman's ass and are left there for a period of time.
I couldn't go down on her because the butt cheese made me hurl.
by Festus Magurk September 22, 2003
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Buttcheese

Used as a verb, when someone buttcheeses you, they stick their particulary stinky anus in your face.
"Dude Will just Buttcheesed me!"
"Don't you know he's gay?!"
by bamsaw April 09, 2008
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Snotty buttcheese

Something that comes out of the belly button at 5:26 pm on August 19 and it smells like wet farts or Dangmattsmith and tastes like 38 year old butter
You smell like Snotty buttcheese! This tastes like snotty buttcheese.
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bulgarian buttcheese

When you are having sex with a girl and you leave your cum on her ass overnight until it hardens and then u scrap it off and u got some delicious cheese fit for any topping
I left some bulgarian buttcheese on my partner last night
by Sean Harrison June 15, 2007
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Buttcheese Blewitt

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.
"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."
by El Mojo de la Tierra November 20, 2021
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