buddey 

A cuck, someone who is so annoying that like to suck balls in front of people in a public place

Wow get that buddey out of this Starbucks

buddey by Guy that doesn’t get pegged September 16, 2023

that's rough, buddy

A response to show compassion when your friend starts talking about how terrible his life is, often using extreme examples that no one else could relate to.

Person A: My car broke down, I lost my job, and my dog died all in one week!
Person B: Damn... that's rough, buddy.

Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Zuko: That's rough, buddy.

that's rough, buddy by 0neWay June 2, 2020

little buddy 

A derogatory term to make yourself feel superior.

Carlo: Hi little buddy!

Ed: I'm not your little buddy, I'm your big brother!

little buddy by ecs25858 January 3, 2011

drive call buddy 

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call buddy” to pass the time of this long routine and boring drive. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss, your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never materialize because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient may sometimes result in talking to someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with “that” person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Example #1
Simi (Caller): Hey buddy,
Dukes: ur on ur way home from work?
Simi (Caller): how’d u know?
Dukes: I'm your drive call buddy.

Simi (Caller): sweet
Simi (Caller): click
Dukes: Huh???, I guess he just got home

Example # 2

Simi (Caller): Hey Yossi, sup?
Yossi: not much,
Simi (Caller): sup?
Yossi: nm, u bored or something?
Simi (Caller): yeah, on my way to work, just placing a drive call. U know.

Yossi: o, got it.

drive call buddy by simsterbimster April 27, 2015

doomsday buddy 

a partner (usually sexual) who accompanies you while on the edge of the world, during dire life or death times

fuck man, i think i lost my doomsday buddy to the recent social distancing. i think she found someone else, and i’m sure they’re having the best sex of their lives

doomsday buddy by willk1119 March 14, 2020

Rob ole Buddy 

The act of swallowing a steamy wad of man gravy, freshly farmed from the meatus of your intellectual superior in the hopes that his semen will somehow impregnate your brain with some tiny resemblance of intelligence but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is a poostache full of spunk and not one ounce of dignity.

Junior: "Hey, Rob ole Buddy! How do you spell laid the fuck off?"

Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"

Rob ole Buddy by TheThunderFromDownUnder May 27, 2016

Snake your buddy 

To betray a friend's trust, often over a dating partner.

Ben Dover sure got shafted by his pal over a girl he fancied, l guess some devil said to snake your buddy!

Snake your buddy by I, Wreckerrr August 23, 2020