borud 

A sexual act involving insertion of hardened feces into a sweaty vagina. The hard log is then moved in and out rapidly to achieve sexual release. Most effective after a heavy workout.

When Eric couldn't satisfy Lauren's needs, he relied upon the trusty borud.

Since the tennis racket didn't fit, I gave her a borud using a shit-dildo I found in the ditch.

borud by vsanchez April 15, 2007

bordello dweller 

1. An individual, usually of the male sex, who likes to frequent institutions that deal in prostitution

2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females

3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades

When I told Jessica of how the man hit on me, she warned me to stay away from him, fearing that he may be, in fact, a bordello dweller.

bordello dweller by JiggyWitchyPoo December 2, 2019

vada a bordo, cazzo!

Italian for "get back on board, damn it!"

Captain of the sinking cruize ship: "It's dark here. Can't see anything"
Coast guard: "It's dark and you want to go home? vada a bordo, cazzo!"

vada a bordo, cazzo! by vektr February 7, 2012

Border Gore

Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.

USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent

Germany: But that would create so much border gore!

Border Gore by oscarnout August 25, 2016

send a mexican across the border 

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022

Bordinal 

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.

ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.

Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

borderline-suicidal 

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

borderline-suicidal by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013