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aka "Signing the NAFTA,"

It is the act of two American roommates having simultaneous sex in two beds on opposite ends of the same bedroom--one with a Mexican and the other with a Canadian.
Snakes and I met these two girls at the bar and ended up running border patrol last night.
by B40s April 25, 2011
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someone who stops mexicans from getting to america
Border Patrol:
Dude you see that maexican trying to jump the border?
Yeah *powpowpowpow*
Got him.
by looloolooivegotsomeapples November 06, 2008
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Spending more than a year getting accepted. Learning a pretend language with 50 nouns, 50 verbs, and 50 adjectives. Not to mention various suffixes and prefixes. All in two hours. As it's required before you can get considered for the Patrol.

Earning more than $50k after the first 6 months of employment.

Running two or three miles with 20lbs of weight, in 6lbs combat boots when it's 100*+ ouside. Attending more than 4 months of 10+hour/ day training.

Don't forget falling asleep in your G-ride
Holy shit, the Border Patrol has the hardest academy out of all of the federal law enforcement agencies. And we kick ass, too.
by Deuce1234 August 11, 2008
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1) An occupation in which you are forced to live in an overpriced hellhole full of filthy Mexican in order to earn a decent living.
I make $1000 per month in child support because her dad works for the Border Patrol.
by Hatin Mexicans October 25, 2009
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1). Fucking idiot standing at the border, most likely straching his sack

2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.

3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.
1). Look at Eric A. Pennino scratch his ballsack; he must be a Border Patrol Officer.

2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!

3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.
by Storytelling Sam February 01, 2006
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