Bordinal 

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.

ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.

Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

bordinary 

Someone with no outstanding physical, mental or social characteristics of any kind... So much so that they are boring.

Meaghan: So I went on a second date with that guy the other night... it's so weird because he's the most like, normal guy I've ever gone out with... he's ordinary but at least he's not bordinary.

bordinary by Gryffen December 25, 2007

bordial 

The male version of a alco-pop, that is created by through the sick concoction of cordial and your beer of choice. This creates a smooth, refreshing beverage, great after a long day on the site.

Oi mate, feed us the bordial, I'm rooted from working on the site all day.

bordial by N.I vs W.W March 8, 2011

Bordinary 

Adj. Something so ordinary, it's boring.

I can't date him. His face is so bordinary.

Bordinary by 5abees April 14, 2015