bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis

That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!

by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014

beerologist

a connoisseur in the ways and general awesome nature of consuming and reaping the advantges of beer.

Dude that's a sick byramid! You must be a beerologist!

by Jonathan A Hoffman March 2, 2008

bongologist

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.

The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.

by toothoreo January 16, 2011

beer bongologist

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.

Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

by UncleShakie July 8, 2014

bonertologist

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

boredologist

Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.

Finding new ways to combat boredom.

The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

Bynecologist

A medical/legal specialist who is licensed to conduct discovery per the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure via a thorough examination of the reproductive organs and/or anus of a real party in interest. See Federal R. Civ. Procedure 35.

That Linda is one hell of a Bynecologist. Our firm has her on retainer.

by Mr. Bellamy December 10, 2010