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bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis
That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!
bonerologist by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014
Words you can keep

beerologist

a connoisseur in the ways and general awesome nature of consuming and reaping the advantges of beer.
Dude that's a sick byramid! You must be a beerologist!

bongologist 

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.
The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
bongologist by toothoreo January 16, 2011

beer bongologist 

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.
Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

bonertologist 

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier
"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."
bonertologist by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

boredologist 

Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.

Finding new ways to combat boredom.
The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.

Bynecologist 

A medical/legal specialist who is licensed to conduct discovery per the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure via a thorough examination of the reproductive organs and/or anus of a real party in interest. See Federal R. Civ. Procedure 35.
That Linda is one hell of a Bynecologist. Our firm has her on retainer.
Bynecologist by Mr. Bellamy December 10, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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