bongologist 

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.

The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.

bongologist by toothoreo January 16, 2011

beer bongologist 

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.

Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

beer bongologist by UncleShakie July 8, 2014

boobologist 

(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.

Kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent breasts in his hands, learning how to handle them.

boobologist by teh zackers April 2, 2005

Blondologist 

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.

Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...

Blondologist by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

Boxologist 

Someone who has dedicated there life to become a grand master in the study of the female box

That dude gets so much pussy, he is a total boxologist.

Daddy daddy when I grow up, I want to be a boxologist.
Atta boy son

Boxologist by Brendorunduah January 18, 2009

boofologist 

someone who practices the art of boofing.Use the word as any word at anytime anywhere.. just boof it!!! smoke dope

adam:I think i will go to college after high school...

ashley:Really what you goin for??

adam:Boofology .. ya i want to be a boofologist

boofologist by HailStorm777 March 15, 2011

Banjologist 

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.

Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"

Banjologist by shadowcaster187 May 11, 2006