bonertologist 

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

bonertologist by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis

That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!

bonerologist by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014

beertologist 

an expert drinker who knows weird facts about beer

guy 1: yo Christina got drunk and told me the freezing point of beer

guy 2: wow she must be a beertologist

beertologist by kybriefwarrior May 2, 2011