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boredologist 

Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.

Finding new ways to combat boredom.
The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.
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Breadologist

One who professionally dedicates oneself to the scientific study, taxonomy and rating of bread.
Almu is a breadologist by trade!

bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis
That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!
bonerologist by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014

bedologist 

bedologist : or bedology is someone who , is experienced in the bed in a song jim jones say : i will put you to bed sleep snooze that what he is meaning when he says that .he is a bedologist because he is the one who is experience in the bed so he study everything that has to do with it and understand the bed and sexual contents of it so he is a bedologist
he will f**k the shit shit out of her, he once took a course in bedology so he knows what he is doing he is a bedologist.
bedologist by flint easwood July 22, 2009

Birdologist

A person who has a certification in the study of birds
That look's like a flock of albino ravens... I would know because I'm a birdologist.
Birdologist by TotallynotMinilinny February 9, 2018

Borderologist 

In the us, a federal government employee. a sociologist by profession, in charge of understanding " the root causes of migration" across the us Mexico border.
Boy: Why was Kamala Harris called a border czar? 🤔 she was a simple borderologist.

His father: I don't know. Maybe our media invented the term border czar?
Borderologist by Uncle Dimma October 19, 2024

Borderologist 

a specific type of sociologist that looks at the root causes of human migration, especially across the us Mexico border.
Boy 1) Kamala Harris is a borderologist

Boy 2) you're nuts. She running for president.
Borderologist by Uncle Dimma October 20, 2024