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flarpy blunderguff
Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia
flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014
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Blunderbust
When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.
Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)
Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)
Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!
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flarpy blunderguff
When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.
Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!
Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!
flarpy blunderguff by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014
Blundermentalist
A man whose sole purpose in life is to blunder. A fundamentalist of the art of blundering. A man of questionable state of mind.
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Blunderguff
A horrendous smelling fart let off just before an attractive member of the opposite sex comes in the room.
Haha.... that James just set off a blunderguff- he farted & the girl he likes came over to talk him!
Blunderguff by Nicholas Gunn January 18, 2008
Blunderguff
Dave Matthews "Blunderguff"
Dude2 "Why?"
Dave Matthews "Sara from receptions just walked in"
Dude2 "Fail!"
Dude2 "Why?"
Dave Matthews "Sara from receptions just walked in"
Dude2 "Fail!"
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