blundergat

well known piece of shit and friend

thank god i got that blundergat out

by c88l December 18, 2016

blundergat

17th century and 18th century slang used by pirates to describe a musket

we out here sailing the sea of niggas and I got that mf blundergat on me yk how it is

by seaofniggasailor November 25, 2021

blundergat

slang used in the 17th and 18th centuries to describe a blackpowder firearm.

we out here sailing the sea of niggas yk how it go. Got the mf blundergat on me yk what im sayin

by seaofniggasailor November 25, 2021

flarpy blunderguff

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

blundergunt

An individual that is chronically accident prone and socially undesirable

I knew this character named CJ and my god was he a BLUNDERGUNT!

by Jimgle July 17, 2014

blundertard

a blundering moron

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.

by brold July 16, 2009

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014