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blundergat 

thank god i got that blundergat out
blundergat by c88l December 18, 2016
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blundergat 

17th century and 18th century slang used by pirates to describe a musket
we out here sailing the sea of niggas and I got that mf blundergat on me yk how it is
blundergat by seaofniggasailor November 25, 2021

blundergat 

slang used in the 17th and 18th centuries to describe a blackpowder firearm.
we out here sailing the sea of niggas yk how it go. Got the mf blundergat on me yk what im sayin
blundergat by seaofniggasailor November 25, 2021

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia
flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

blundergunt

An individual that is chronically accident prone and socially undesirable
I knew this character named CJ and my god was he a BLUNDERGUNT!
blundergunt by Jimgle July 17, 2014

blundertard 

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.
blundertard by brold July 16, 2009

flarpy blunderguff 

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.
When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!
flarpy blunderguff by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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