Blundermutt

Generally used to describe an overweight man obsessed with phallic material; cum,penis,balls

Nick is a real blundermutt

by Nickfondlesballs January 23, 2023

blundergunt

An individual that is chronically accident prone and socially undesirable

I knew this character named CJ and my god was he a BLUNDERGUNT!

by Jimgle July 17, 2014

Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

Blundermentalist

A man whose sole purpose in life is to blunder. A fundamentalist of the art of blundering. A man of questionable state of mind.

Tom:Crikey, that man likes to Blunder!
Harry:Yeah he's a true Blundermentalist.

by "killahbee33" January 8, 2009

Blundercunt

An annoying fat prick who thinks racism on social media is acceptable and receives a barrage of top quality banter from everyone who sees it.

That blundercunt needs to get back on the black horse

by _djt September 4, 2017

Blunderlust

A continuum of statements, actions and/or decisions meant to cover a mistake or error, resulting in deeper trouble requiring more obfuscation and deceit.

"she flubs every new question, then studies the flubbed questions, later gives an answer to those old questions, and continues to flub the new questions as if consumed by blunderlust."

(I have been trying to clarify this word in my own mind, knowing what I meant, but not being able to put my finger on it. It's history is rooted deeply within the term, actions and results of our 43rd President of the United States of America.
Clarity came when reading this comment from outtheinside.
http://current.com/people/outtheinside )

by lotus_65 January 17, 2009

Blunderbust

Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity.

"I'm about to blunderbust a nut!"

by shitstained mattress February 17, 2020