Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

Blunderbust

Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity.

"I'm about to blunderbust a nut!"

by shitstained mattress February 17, 2020

Blunderbust

Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing.

Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust."

by Quack Banyon February 3, 2010

blunderbust

a surgically botched boob job

Martha's recent surgical breast implants turned out to be a real blunderbust.

by J. M. Kiter January 28, 2024

the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*

by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

by ^Tree July 9, 2022

blundergunt

An individual that is chronically accident prone and socially undesirable

I knew this character named CJ and my god was he a BLUNDERGUNT!

by Jimgle July 17, 2014