Definitions by HappyLilClam

flarpy blunderguff 

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

flarpy blunderguff by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014