blowdge

Blowdge is short for blowjob. To suck or suckle..

Since she was on her period and didn't want to have sex, she blowdged on my cock.
You would love to blowdge on my cock.

blowdge by Elgondo October 4, 2008

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Blodgetize

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

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blowger

The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.

"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"

"How can you tell?"

"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"

"Right"

blowger by Krugar October 6, 2008

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bowdge

Any situation during which one is forced to do something they would rather not do. This includes any number of things, but is most often used in the context of a laboratory.
Also an adjective describing one's ridiculous mannerisms or demands - usually those of an authority figure.
Bowdgery is also an acceptable variation of bowdge.
Pronounced bowj (like bow but with the juh sound on the end)

Damn man this is complete bowdgery; I legitimately thought that test was next week.

He's being such a bowdge. I can't believe he won't let us have the party at his parent-less house.

bowdge by Stephen Anderson January 25, 2008