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Blodgetize
to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
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blowdge • blodge • blodgett • blowage • blowgeorge • blodgem • blodger • blodgering • Blodgetize • Blondgenuity
bowdge
Any situation during which one is forced to do something they would rather not do. This includes any number of things, but is most often used in the context of a laboratory.
Also an adjective describing one's ridiculous mannerisms or demands - usually those of an authority figure.
Bowdgery is also an acceptable variation of bowdge.
Pronounced bowj (like bow but with the juh sound on the end)
Also an adjective describing one's ridiculous mannerisms or demands - usually those of an authority figure.
Bowdgery is also an acceptable variation of bowdge.
Pronounced bowj (like bow but with the juh sound on the end)
Damn man this is complete bowdgery; I legitimately thought that test was next week.
He's being such a bowdge. I can't believe he won't let us have the party at his parent-less house.
He's being such a bowdge. I can't believe he won't let us have the party at his parent-less house.
bowdge by Stephen Anderson January 25, 2008
blowage
blowage by Bird Lives September 5, 2006
frosty blodgett
When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.
The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.
frosty blodgett by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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