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blodgering is the act of vigorously pulling the tampon from the vagina of a mensturating female while doing her up the arse, and then repeatedly whipping her with the tampon.

"me and Sue are into blodgering"

"i love to get blodgered"

blodgering by Emma and Tim October 16, 2008

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Blondering

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.

On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.

Blondering by matree May 26, 2010

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Bloitering

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

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bludgerigar

A person who sits around all day chirpin’ and doin’ not much else.

Check out old mate, hasn’t done nothin’ all day. What a flamin’ bludgerigar.

bludgerigar by Lady Boladi November 11, 2020

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Badgering

The act of asking someone to do something repeatedly, and therefore annoying them greatly.

"Hey, come to _____'s party?"

"Nah, I don't want to."

"Seriously, just come along, it'll be fun."

"No, I've got better things to do."

"Awh, comon' it won't be that late, it's only till 12."

"NO, fucking stop badgering me."

Badgering by LezPaulEpiphone June 30, 2010

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BoodgeKing

A small, cute dog who can destroy the universe.

Person: Hey BoodgeKing!
BoodgeKing: I WILL KILL YOU ALL

BoodgeKing by BoodgeKing May 10, 2023

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bloggerina

the prima donna of the blogosphere who takes blogging to a whole new level into an art form. May or may not be wearing a tutu while blogging -- has an unhealthy obsession with the color pink.

That bloggerina's blog is really pink!

bloggerina by Haemi February 5, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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