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Blodge

Biology. Like Geoggers - geography, or Froggie - French.
"What's you next class?" her friend asked, "Oh, just Blodge."
by Karmira June 24, 2008
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blodge

To give a blow job to a person(s).
"C'mon, give me a blodge will ya?"
by Unknown265324 July 13, 2007
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Mary was giving Jimmy the best blodge of his life.
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i am so mad i have blodge fist period.
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blodge

The flecks of blood found in post-menstrual copulatory discharge
I had blodge deposited in tell formation above my facial lips
by Ugg May 3, 2003
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Blodge

To blodge is to harness the infinite power and wisdom of Bully Maguire to both block something, and dodge something, at the same time.
Yo, I totally blodged that punch.
by Alakazam65 April 21, 2022
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Blodgetize

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
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