blodgett 

1. an extremely amazing girl who brightens anyone's day.
2. a girl who could give any guy a blow job.
3. a bargain shopper who looks fabulous
4. a zany comeback that leaves everyone laughing
5. a girl who never wears pants

"that blodgett girl just told me my necklace was cute, i'm not gonna kill myself"

"today? i'm booked up until 11"

"Did you see blodgett's scarf? she got it for a buck!"

"mo money mo bitches."

"Blodgett, the last time you wore pants was ....holyfuck... is it breezy?"

blodgett by her best friend March 16, 2008

Blodgett 

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.

That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.

Blodgett by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010

Blodgett 

This word can be used as an adjective or an adverb or even a noun for whatever you need it to mean.

That guy was a real Blodgett!

Blodgettism is a condition a person can get from crushing cans.

We have many Blodgetts popping up in town.

I gave her the blodgett last night!

Blodgett by ricky rocket September 25, 2010

Blodgett 

The layer of skin that is located opposite both the knee and the elbow.

I have a huge bruise on my blodgett.

I just sweeped his blodgett to take him down.

Blodgett by Ender527 March 4, 2011

frosty blodgett 

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.

The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.

frosty blodgett by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011

conner blodgett 

The most legit person ever. Probably can do a backflip and all the ladies luv CONNER!!!!!

GIRL: i love you conner
CONNER BLODGETT: I know

conner blodgett by yaaaaaaassss May 4, 2018

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010