blowger

The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.

"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"

"How can you tell?"

"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"

"Right"

by Krugar October 6, 2008

Full Blowner

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.

"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"

by hollywoody November 5, 2009

night blogger

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Wad blower

An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.

Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!

by Eurospy March 5, 2009

Window blower

A person who gives head through the window of a vehicle.

The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.

by lalaloveless June 25, 2016

Leaf Blower

Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.

Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.

Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.

That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!

by Cr8zy88 February 1, 2013