bowdge

Any situation during which one is forced to do something they would rather not do. This includes any number of things, but is most often used in the context of a laboratory.
Also an adjective describing one's ridiculous mannerisms or demands - usually those of an authority figure.
Bowdgery is also an acceptable variation of bowdge.
Pronounced bowj (like bow but with the juh sound on the end)

Damn man this is complete bowdgery; I legitimately thought that test was next week.

He's being such a bowdge. I can't believe he won't let us have the party at his parent-less house.

bowdge by Stephen Anderson January 25, 2008

blowdge

Blowdge is short for blowjob. To suck or suckle..

Since she was on her period and didn't want to have sex, she blowdged on my cock.
You would love to blowdge on my cock.

blowdge by Elgondo October 4, 2008

Bowden Hour 

Person how manages to fit a one and a quarter hours into their 'lunch hour'

Wayne - Wheres Billy?
Grant - He's down the gym
Wayne - How long will he be?
Grant - Probably a 'Bowden Hour'

Bowden Hour by Dorris Davidson February 26, 2009

bodge wire

A wire added to a PCB to fix errors in the layout or broken traces.

Look at all the bodge wires on that thing, some engineer must have an angry boss.

bodge wire by sylve0n December 23, 2019

Bowgey 

A word used to describe something dumb and irrelevant

John: Yoooo Steve u wanna play some monopoly

Steve: naaahhh that game bowgey

Bowgey by JOHNSONCENA June 27, 2018

Bodge Job 

Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.

Also known as Botch Job.

Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."

Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."

Or;

Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."

Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"

Or;

Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."

Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"

Bodge Job by Long Johns August 1, 2012

Bowden Rodeo 

A place that you don't want to be.

“The shitty bands on tonight’s bill are a real Bowden Rodeo”.

Bowden Rodeo by myownbiggestfan May 3, 2021