blodger

A long haired child who has sufferd from beatings and has extremely big calfs, gets a "sucky sucky" from a dirty old school teacher who knows his life background and denys that he is gay. the child may also have a partner called roxanne who he met in spain ????? ---------BOLLOCKS. this is not true. as parents you may find the silly little cunt will be lying for more effection and tender loving care. the child has a tendansy to be given a blow job by an old woman with a very dry fanny and false teeth. mmmmmmmm. the child gets a huge irrection when micheal carrick is within a 300 mile radius of his bell end. he can shoot for england, no he is not good at football, this occurs when an old women is tossing him off and he explodes in her mouth. tennis rackets may be seen half way up his anus for excitement whilst watching a wimbledon 3rd round qualifier. the child could fuck puma if it was a fanny, even though it is not , you may find him poking his own puma bag !!!

Blodger aka Daniel Shearing aka dodge

blodger by Jerry hu October 23, 2007

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

night blogger 

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

night blogger by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

Bloggers 

Black poggers

Dam that was bloggers

Bloggers by Baked Biscuits April 23, 2021

blowger 

The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.

"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"

"How can you tell?"

"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"

"Right"

blowger by Krugar October 6, 2008

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

I'm no jazz blogger by elwags July 14, 2011

Freeway Blogger 

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

Freeway Blogger by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008