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The definition of boldgem comes from a fat kid named brandon thurlow from Old Orchard Beach High School, from a mispronounced Bllodgett, the assistant principal in our school. It can be used to define anything and everything.
blodgem by SwissCheez January 3, 2005
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Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

Bloxgemeinschaft 

Bloxgemeinschaft, the theory of uniting the people of the Bavarian military and civilian sector on Roblox to create a strong united community to achieve a common goal in maintaining prosperity and instability within the current and future borders of Bavaria. Bloxgemeinschaft is achieved through military action, and maintained by civilian commonality.
We might claim victory for the creation of the Bloxgemeinschaft!

For King and Bloxgemeinschaft!

For the Bloxgemeinschaft!

frosty blodgett 

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.
The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.
frosty blodgett by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011
Biology. Like Geoggers - geography, or Froggie - French.
"What's you next class?" her friend asked, "Oh, just Blodge."
Blodge by Karmira June 24, 2008
To give a blow job to a person(s).
"C'mon, give me a blodge will ya?"
blodge by Unknown265324 July 13, 2007
Mary was giving Jimmy the best blodge of his life.
blodge by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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