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The definition of boldgem comes from a fat kid named brandon thurlow from Old Orchard Beach High School, from a mispronounced Bllodgett, the assistant principal in our school. It can be used to define anything and everything.
blodgem by SwissCheez January 3, 2005
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Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

Bloxgemeinschaft 

Bloxgemeinschaft, the theory of uniting the people of the Bavarian military and civilian sector on Roblox to create a strong united community to achieve a common goal in maintaining prosperity and instability within the current and future borders of Bavaria. Bloxgemeinschaft is achieved through military action, and maintained by civilian commonality.
We might claim victory for the creation of the Bloxgemeinschaft!

For King and Bloxgemeinschaft!

For the Bloxgemeinschaft!

frosty blodgett 

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.
The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.
frosty blodgett by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011
Biology. Like Geoggers - geography, or Froggie - French.
"What's you next class?" her friend asked, "Oh, just Blodge."
Blodge by Karmira June 24, 2008
To give a blow job to a person(s).
"C'mon, give me a blodge will ya?"
blodge by Unknown265324 July 13, 2007
Mary was giving Jimmy the best blodge of his life.
blodge by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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