a nonsexual blowjob. common in people who have The Depression and find sucking on things soothing. kinda like oral fixation but with dick, i guess.
by //lee// November 7, 2018
Matthew Tang: Some guy was so turned on during a Nikki Webster concert that he unzipped his fly and lightly suckled his mushroom cap!
by Banri Tanaka August 20, 2003
by Timothy August 4, 2004
by barisaxlegend April 30, 2008
1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.
by bastardized bottomburp May 23, 2003
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