a nonsexual blowjob. common in people who have The Depression and find sucking on things soothing. kinda like oral fixation but with dick, i guess.
by //lee// November 06, 2018

Matthew Tang: Some guy was so turned on during a Nikki Webster concert that he unzipped his fly and lightly suckled his mushroom cap!
by Banri Tanaka August 20, 2003

by Timothy August 03, 2004

by barisaxlegend April 30, 2008

1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.
by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

by Christy35 March 05, 2019
